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suicoone:

why get thinner when you can get more dinner

(Source: oreooficial)

quiffturner:

wow i need a drink [pours apple juice into shot glass]

cknd:

Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.

yourdailynarcissist:

pro·cras·ti·na·tion prəˌkrastəˈnāSHən,prō-/ noun 1. the action of delaying or postponing something.

surprisebitch:

*calls 911*

911: hello, 911, what is your emergency?

me: help!! i lost my virginity!!

911: um im sorry.. but.. i dont think..

me: no, i lost my pet, “virginity” its name is virginity !

911: ohhh! xD

me: xD

(Source: surprisebitch)

so-personal:

everything personal
jesdaniels:


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shit-thatblows:

nailed it
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